REAL FIRE. REAL PEOPLE. REAL experiences.
Cut the Digital Sh*t.
This is your recipe for offline perfection:
☐ SloBurner™ log — no doubt there
☐ A great spot — beach, garden, riverside, wherever
☐ Your favourite people
☐ Cold drinks, good food
☐ No plans. No rush. No tech
Light the SloBurner™ Log…and just enjoy L-I-V-I-N
SloBurner™ logs are made for livin.
❌ No doom scrolling.
❌ No dating app swipes.
❌ No digital distractions.
What are SloBurner Logs? The Concept:
Grab-and-go log fires that light in seconds, slowly burning from the inside out. Like a portable fire pit, minus the faff.
For cooking, keeping warm, or just chilling. The focal point for creating real, simple moments with your favourite people.
Testing Testing…
We’re perfecting the burn, the shape, and the soul of SloBurner. Every version gets us closer. Version 3 above^
The Logs
(Testing era, Please give us feedback!) All SloBurner™ logs will look and burn differently.
SloBurner mini
1 Banana in height (~1hr burn time)
£10 + Shipping
SLOBurner max
3 Bananas in height (~3hr burn time)
£25 + Shipping
Made in Mid-Devon, UK | Your fire, your responsibility